Meet the Abercrombie'sJamon … Jen … Taylor … Jordan … KC … Abbie (and a few others sprinkled in)

Step 1: Tie balloons to car
Step 2: Drive like a bat out of hell
Step 3: Watch people freak out!!!!

Let’s say you’re on your way to that important meeting, or you’re rushing your pregnant wife to the hospital, or you slept in and then realized it wasn’t Saturday … it’s actually Sunday, and it’s your turn to lead worship (not that that’s ever happened, eh?).

Why, there’s no time to stop and grab something to eat. Whatever shall you do?

Enter “Exhaust Burger.” Just throw some meat into the tray, and shove the … cough, cough ‘scuse me … “grill” into your tail pipe and let the driving do the cooking. Once you’re at your destination, slap on some buns … and you’re not hungry anymore (for one reason or another – i’ll let you decide).

From the creator:
Your car’s exhaust is a barbeque now. Stop the car when you are hungry, install the device to the exhaust and back to drive, you’ll have a hamburger in no time. This way you don’t need fuel for cooking while commuting and a large amount of energy would be saved.

[props: InventorSpot.com]

SPAM has met its match! I’m actually kind of disturbed with this. There are a lot of things that I can accept from a can, but a cheeseburger?! Even the Product Page doesn’t have much of a description about it.

How do they keep the hot stuff hot and the cool stuff cool? Are there separate compartments like the McDLT?

The McDLT, now that’s something that needs to be brought back. Anything that can make George Costanza dance and sing HAS to be a great product, right!?

[props: Gizmodo]

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