“Better than a fruit basket …”
Tag: That’s Not Right
In the hills and hollars of Branson …
we saw this sign
now, it’s probably not pronounced the way i’m pronouncing it in my head, but change that second ‘O’ to an ‘E’ and let the hillarity ensue!
A Frickin’ Elephant
Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
“Look Mama! It’s a frickin’ elephant!”
Deep breath … “What did you call it?”
“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!”
and so it does …
“A f r i c a n Elephant”
Hoo-ked on p-honics work-ed for me! (Brian Regan)
Instructions for a fun time on the interstate
Step 1: Tie balloons to car
Step 2: Drive like a bat out of hell
Step 3: Watch people freak out!!!!
